Theodore approves of the potato salad we're having for dinner. And Sundown approves of this vintage wedding dress that I bought. That I absolutely did not need and have no use for. But I totally loved it and had to have it. That's normal, right? Anyway, after I pulled it out of the box I quickly skimmed through a 6 minute YouTube video on how to wash a vintage wedding dress. Who needs to be certain of what they're doing with something that you absolutely can't replace if you cock it up? Also, who has 6 minutes to watch a video? Plus, I figured, if I could throw my actual wedding dress in my washing machine to see if it comes clean (that is a true story. Spoiler: it came clean) then a bathtub bath with something that I have no personal connection to would be fine. It'd be fine. It was fine! I still have no idea what to do with this thing, but the personal satisfaction of owning it is pretty nice. It's just so pr...