Rambo's Rampages...

1) Why it is so complicated for one doctors office to communicate with another. 2) Why doctors offices don't do what they say the will do. 3) Why, after having talked to the same person at said doctors office 4 times in one week they still act like they have no idea who I am; 3b) and they take all of my information again including the issue at hand that has been discussed now 4 times. Ugh. Yes, please, I would love to hold the entire world together by myself. Oh, does that mean doing your job too? Why, of course, I don't mind! That's exactly what I want to do.  That is all I have to say.

This week has been quiet on the blogging front. Not the blogging world as a whole (well, I don't know, maybe it has been but I doubt it.) but for this blogger in particular. And for one reason alone. I AM LOSING MY FREAKING MIND. This has been one of those having-four-children-was-not-my-proudest-moment weeks. If you know what I mean. I love my children. I really do. I just need to remind myself of that sometimes. So this leads me to Things I Don't Understand: Episode 4 1) How children literally have endless amounts of energy. 2) Why they fight to the death one minute and then are instantly sad the second they are apart. 3) Why I have to tell them a million and a half times to do something and then, in the midst of doing it, remind them what it is they are doing. 4) How they can wipe their noses on their sleeves. 5) How they sit mesmerized by the most mind-numbing show just because the 'big box' is glowing.  6) Why they want to do the exact opposite of wha...

    Things I Don't Understand: Episode 3 1) "Poking" on Facebook 2)  What the point of mosquitos is.... 3) Cats 4) Chain emails 5) HTML stuff- although, I'm trying..... So grab a button and tell me the things that you don't understand!  [a href="http://www.rambosrampages.blogspot.com/"><img border="0" src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k487/tooguccicute/TIDU.jpg"/></a> *Here's hoping this works because I've never actually done the whole button thing before. And, referencing #5 above, this is really way over my head.

followers fest (Only a day late....) Things I Don't Understand: Episode 2. Fall Edition Shorts with tights Snow in October (like when you're not in the extreme north or south) Small children dressed in freakishly scarey costumes. (Sparing you a picture on that one.) This post was brought to you in part by

I have decided to start a new series. I don't know how often I'll add a new 'episode' but as they come to me you can rest assured that I will. Please feel free to add anything you come up with as well. Without further ado -  Things I Don't Understand. Episode 1. Mother's who rave over the boys in Twilight The whole space/time continuum stuff Water chestnuts Tattoos on your calf Babies who don't go to sleep when they are tired This post was brought to you by