Messes.

I thought I was tired of saying "No, Theodore." 

(10 minutes later)
 
"No! Do not touch the dog bowl." 

(10 minutes later)
 
"Theodore! No sir!" 

(10 minutes later)

"OH.MY.SOUL. Theodore. Put the dog bowl down!" 

(10 minutes later)

"You have got to be kidding me! NO SIR."

And I am. I am completely tired of saying that. I wasn't really going anywhere else with this.